Note to Self...
A whole bunch of workmen are coming to fix stuff at my house tomorrow.
It just struck me as I came in this evening that perhaps it might be a smart idea to remove the copy of The Ultimate Guide To Fellatio: How To Go Down on a Man and Give him Mind-Blowing Pleasure that's lying on top of a big shipping box right at the front of my entrance hallway.
Or do you think I'll get better service if I leave it out?