Gay Enough for Government Work
According to Scientific American, in the continuum of gayness (and yes, Virginia, there is a continuum of gayness), I am "heterosexual, with homosexual tendencies." Though I will comfort any of my (many, many, oh SO many) disappointed lesbian readers with the fact that I scored a five, which means I am just one tiny point away from being "equally heterosexual and homosexual."
And thanks to the equally heterosexual/homosexual guy at ThinkNaughty for pointing the way.
Comments (8)
Oh this i HAVE to do. Excellent stuff.
Thank you, Miss Syl.
La Minxxxxxx
1. Posted by Evil Minx on April 8, 2006
I got 11, predominantly homosexual. Big surprise. :D
2. Posted by Jules on April 8, 2006
Hi Minx: Thanks for saying hi. And the verdict was?
Great posts today and yesterday, by the way.
Jules: You've come out from being just some "woman!" Good for you. Can't say I'm surprised either, darlin', given your regular "self indulgent photographic posts." ;-) Well, sad for the boys, but something tells me a lot of women are gonna be pretty darn happy about that.
3. Posted by Miss Syl on April 8, 2006
Apparently I'm way gay. I'm wicked gay. I'm a big old lesbian. I'm a grrrl's girl to the power of 10.
Which just leads me to wonder what my love of my boyfriend's cock says about me.
4. Posted by chelsea girl on April 8, 2006
I'm never sure how to answer things like "Have you had dreams of sexual encounters with women?"
I have.
In all of them, I've been male.
So is that a same-sex or an opposite-sex encounter?
I'm just gonna go sit in the genderqueer corner now ....
5. Posted by Darkhawk on April 8, 2006
Well, turns out I'm a great big fag. Won't my harem of girlfriends be surprised.
That test is lame; it can't tell the difference between fantasies and preferences.
"How often do you fantasize about non-consensual sex?"
"You score ten on a scale of ten, so you're a rapist".
(Note - "great big fag" used with all possible respect.)
6. Posted by Karl Elvis on April 8, 2006
CG: Sublimation?
Darkwing: It's a saposite sex encounter. Heh.
Karl Elvis: "Harem of girlfriends" = "World's biggest beard." I always knew you were hiding something under there.
Okay, just to make sure everyone knows (though I suspect you all realize), the post was tongue-in-cheek. I thought the questions on the test were fairly lame, and the idea that Scientific American would stand behind it pretty damn funny. As if a test could "measure" your gayness. Sheesh. But it was too good an opportunity to just throw out the line, "How gay are you?"
And I'm heartily disappointed that no one responded, "I'm SO gay that...(fill in pithy comeback here)." Ah, Gene Rayburn weeps for you all.
7. Posted by Miss Syl on April 8, 2006
And by the way, breaking news! I've now found out I'm gayer than my cat.
Me = 40% gay
My cat = 36% gay
Gay-o-meter: http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
Pet-o-meter: http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/P/petometer/petometer.html
8. Posted by Miss Syl on April 8, 2006